Today, I set up a voice password on my laptop. Now I can only get on it when I say “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” and log off when I say “Mischief managed”. MLIA
Today, I was playing cards with my dad. When suddenly he stopped, got really quiet and grabbed a fly out of mid-air. He then started playing cards again like nothing happened. I’m proud to know my dads a ninja. MLIA
Today, was 9.9.09. September has 9 letters. Wednesday has 9 letters. It’s the 252nd day of the year, which adds up to equal 9. However, today was an average day. MLIA
Today, I mistyped my friend’s phone number when sending a text, and ending up talking with a complete stranger for 20 minutes. We had an intense conversation about the importance of Defense Against the Dark Arts in Hogwart’s curriculum. Even though I totally forgot to text my actual friend, I think I just met my soul mate. MLIA
Today, I looked at my watch. I didn’t actually check what time it was, so I looked again. Now I know what time it is. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in mass. All of a sudden, I noticed a little boy crawling up the center aisle towards the alter. His dad then ran up, grabbed him, and stormed out while the boy yelled “BUT I LOVE GOD!” You go, future priest. MLIA
Today, I was in line at the grocery store, telling my friend about how the bad weather was making me depressed and hopeless. The old man in front of us must have overheard because bought me a bar of chocolate and said “for the Dementors”. That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. MLIA
Today, I turned turned on my phone to realize that someone had changed all of my contacts names to characters from Harry Potter. I have been texting Draco Malfoy all day and have no idea of his real identity. I can’t even be mad at the mastermind behind all this. MLIA.
Today my elderly neighbor asked me to house-sit for the weekend. Though instead of giving me any contact numbers or codes she gave me a small slip of paper containing her facebook email and password. When I asked her why she said that she wanted me to check her farmville account and make sure that at 5:30 I harvest her strawberries so they won’t wilt. MLIA.
Yesterday, my little sister lost a tooth, and she told me not to tell our mom. She wanted to see if the tooth faerie was real. I didn’t want to lie to her, so that night, I went into her room and snuck three dollars under her pillow. I felt like a good older sister. MLIA
